On their search for bananas, a troop of gorillas known as the "Banana hunters" invaded New York. "They came out of no-where and stole my lunch!" Said a bystander. According to scientists they arrived in New York after a wormhole originating on Jupiter spit them out next to the Empire State Building. A brave onlooker was fixing pipes when the gorillas stormed down the street towards several scared citizens, he saw the conflict and started throwing the contents of his toolbox at a gorilla trying to rob two bystanders. The thrown items included, a wrench, a roll of toilet paper, some of his lunch, and several different sizes of screwdrivers.I just did what anyone in my situation would have.
Said Bob Jenkins of Bob's pipe repairs.
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